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Desde que limpie mis contactos, esta situacion no es que sea frecuente, pero suele succeder.
Pero bien, pensemos, que hacer en estos casos en que no tenemos con quien chatear?
La soluccion a nuestra solitaria vida cibernetica tiene nombre de enciclopedia:
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Quien es la encarta ?? La enciclopedia que todos conocemos, es capaz de chatear con nosotros, e incluso de mostrarnos su lado mas malo. Esta todo el dia conectada, y siempre disponible!.. es más, podemos preguntarle cualquier wea y dice -dice!-que nos responderá

Me haces un favor ? dice: Holaa weona!

Encarta® Respuestas Instantáneas dice:¡Oh! Hola. ¿Cómo estás?

Me haces un favor ? dice :mal super mal y voh?

Encarta® Respuestas Instantáneas dice :No pasa nada. ¡Verás como enseguida estarás mejor! Hazme una pregunta sobre lo que quieras y te olvidarás de cualquier problema.

Me haces un favor ? dice :como estas ?

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Me haces un favor ? dice :trabajona oye y como esta tu mamii?

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Me haces un favor ? dice : me estas agarrando pal leseo wna!

Me haces un favor ? dice :como no vai a saer como ta tu mama shh tu mare!

Encarta® Respuestas Instantáneas dice :Me temo que aún no sé lo que es eso. Quizás Encarta tenga una respuesta.

Me haces un favor ? dice :q crei q yo toy pa tu webeo?

Encarta® Respuestas Instantáneas dice:Busquemos eso en Encarta. =>

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Encarta® Respuestas Instantáneas dice :No sé responderte a eso aún

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Encarta® Respuestas Instantáneas dice:No veo porqué debo disculparme.

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Encarta® Respuestas Instantáneas dice:Quizás no te haya entendido bien, pero por si acaso vamos a buscarlo en Encarta.

Me haces un favor ? dice :disculpate oe!

Encarta® Respuestas Instantáneas dice :¿Por qué debo disculparme?

Me haces un favor ? dice :por agarrarme pal webeo te parece poco ?

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No pienso despedirme de una maquina ¬¬! .. ñee A veces realmente la encarta puede ser muy simpatica si lo desea agregela ----> es.encarta@botmetro.net
Se podria llegar a convertir en su contacto favorito, o en el contacto mas odiable..
Intente decirle cosas como "te amo" "me gustas mucho" "eres la mejor" y va a ver como se amancigua xD!









Blogger Francisca Pizarro (7:22 p. m.) grita:  
amancigua pom!


como los caballos

si la encarta es caballa caballa xD

Blogger Lilith (10:15 p. m.) grita:  
no lo pude agregar!

me ha pasado
da más rabia hacer limpieza jajaja

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Blogger Fernanda (12:50 a. m.) grita:  
wajaja.
xD

yiaa.. la agregare =P

Blogger Arima (10:26 p. m.) grita:  
yo creo k la voy a agregar...
jajajajaja
ta muy bueno... xD

Anonymous Anónimo (10:50 p. m.) grita:  
Creo que la voy a agregar... total, no tengo muchos contactos y uno más no me vendría mal... saludos :P

Blogger Päblo (6:27 p. m.) grita:  
Encarta me confeso q es bisexual y q tiene amorios con Wikipedia xDD
spleak@hotmail.com es otro contacto bot, es una tipa eso si. En fin, me carga q Encarta proponga buscar todo. Saludos!!

Blogger hexagram (1:46 a. m.) grita:  
Encarta me confeso q es bisexual y q tiene amorios con Wikipedia xDD

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Blogger Acuarius (2:15 p. m.) grita:  
Si no hay nadie...me buscas xD

Blogger Cami (1:04 a. m.) grita:  
Prefiero buscar a alguna persona antes de poner a encarta en el msn.

Saludos^.^

Blogger Francisca Pizarro (10:34 p. m.) grita:  
oe si la encarta es re wena onda!!

a veces eso si...

Blogger Francisca Pizarro (2:02 p. m.) grita:  
violeti te toca actualizar po oe!

de mis conversaciones poco serias yo no subo mas! aparte q nadie pesca messengereando@gmail.com !
bueno si han mandado aportes, pero conversaciones naa po!!

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Blogger Afumhue (5:15 p. m.) grita:  
Lo que la lleva es agregar a Slpeak
La puedes tratar como una bataclana o puta, y no te eliminará nunca...
Lo único sí, es que sólo habla inglés...
Yo la eliminé hace poco porque era una molestia visitar su blog de vida falsa...

Blogger Afumhue (5:16 p. m.) grita:  
correccion: se llama Spleak

Anonymous Anónimo (10:59 p. m.) grita:  
Ajajajajaja
que buena...
la Encarta debe ser re-dulce

me tinca..
pero ni se si agragarla o no...
aunque...
aveces estan todos conectados pero badia habla conmigo

o_O!

que significará eso... ?

u_u


creo que si lo se...
cual era la direccion de Encarat?
pa agregarla digo yo...



arrivederci

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con la encarta me cago de la risa xD

Saludos!

Blogger Miguel Ángel Ángeles (5:00 a. m.) grita:  
wow....

esto que ustedes hacen sería la delicia (y la fortuna) de cualquier sociologo con mente como la de paulo coehlo.

saludos.

Blogger tomasGMP (6:49 a. m.) grita:  
no tenia idea de la encarta como contacto

la voy a agregar aver si me salva de mis 3 contactos conectados y no disponibles q tengo en estos momentos de ocio

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YO LA AGREGUEEEEEE.......

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holaaa
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jajja me mate de la risa leiendo tu blog jajaja buenisimo
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yo iempre hablo con la encarta xD

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Tremendo :|

la misma situacion que la mia :|
de 90 conectados
el unico que esta soy yo xD
y encarta..
Q a veces sirve p' cuentas y p' desquitarse X-D

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